In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
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Leonard Nimoy at his best. NOT!!!!
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Have you ever seen the video???
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I think we've had this discussion before and probably on this thread but yes i've seen the video and it is only bettered by William Shatners version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. the Video is new but the music is sadly real.

Also try find his Rocketman. It's sadder than Submegs beard.
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That is SO below the belt, which I also hope is not the beard you are referring to...
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It was a backhanded compliment. I'm just saying that there is something worse outthere than Submegs beard, not much but something at least. (Sorry Submegs now my new target as he keeps beating my highscores in the arcade when he shoudl be beating Amiga12's so i can be on the leaderboard. I'm not bitter, honest)
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My name is Richard Dangerous, and this is Sir Adrian Dangerous.

... And we are The Dangerous Brothers!
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Sorry you must have me confused with someone else my names ZORRO!!!
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No point in putting on the gutties today, as it's raining.
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@V85 fancy a bit of Pete and Dud one leg too few

Miss Rigby! Stella, my love! Would you please send in the next auditioner, please. Mr. Spiggott, I believe it is.
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