BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA roflcopter.Caroline Wyatt
Defence correspondent
I imagine the army training was tricky for Dickie Head, although as he's as good as chosen his nickname, maybe the others couldn't come up with anything better/worse.
And not to detract from the story (at all) but Major Woody, and Private Parts are clearly the best officers.
(I went to uni with a girl that had the surname Cundick. Genuine LOLz)