You all know 'em. The lines that made almost made you spill your guts laughing when you first saw them on screen. Classic Amiga games like Monkey Island were chock full of them.

Do you remember any humorous lines that you have fond memories of? Feel free to look them up on some fansite, if you have a hard time remembering any. Might as well include lines from games that were published on other, more recent platforms.



Guybrush Threepwood: I'm sorry I called you Cannonball Head.
Guybrush Threepwood: I meant to call you Chrome Dome.

- The Secret of Monkey Island



Sludge Vohaul: I intend to infest your planet with genetically-engineered, door-to-door insurance salesmen.

- Space Quest II
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Hehe, I can't think of any atm, but this is a great topic!
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Hahaha!! This made me laugh out loud at work. Classic!

Can't think of any lines right now, but will for sure post some later on if I can remember any.
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LeChuck: I... am your brother!
Guybrush Threepwood: No! No, that's not true!
LeChuck: Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true!
Guybrush Threepwood: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

- Monkey Island II: LeChuck's Revenge


Classic
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Remember this gem? Engrish has never been so much fun!
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Yep. That has to be the most famous quote of them all.
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I know im going to get burnt, but this must have passed me by, maybe it was in my dating years (so i can be forgiven, ). What game is it?
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