Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $599 depending on the size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them
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And being from Apple they should also be easy to use.
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Will it feature a touch-screen? Hohoho.
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Apparently Apple are going to produce speakers that can be fitted into the buttocks!

The only problem I see is conversations along this line...


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I suppose you could connect them up to a mic so that people really could talk out of their arse!
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