I just had a chinese takeaway from my local, and as per usual it comes with the obligatory fortune cookie.

My question is this: Is getting a fortune cookie WITHOUT a fortune in it a very bad sign???
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You're Doomed, Doomed I say.
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There goes my chances of winning POTM again...
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Maybe it means you will have an empty life?

Ah, I kill myself..
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You could take it to mean many things....

But pretty sure you're doomed. Nice knowing you
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Somewhere in China at the Happy Lucky Fortune Cookie factory

A rather angry boss towards his employee (translated from Chinese)

Boss "You fool, you forgot to add fortunes to a batch of fortune cookies."

Employee "What is the harm? So some Western Imperialist doesn't get some cheap text about his future."

Boss "What's the harm? What's the harm? Now one Western Imperialist will believe that his life is cursed because of lack of fortune, he will tell others not to get fortunate cookies for the risk of not having a fortune in them which makes them believe that their lives are cursed. And if Western Imperialists don't buy fortunate cookies anymore my life is cursed!"

Edit: just to make clear, this is not meant as racist.
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Means you need to take smaller bites and chew your food.
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@V85

LOL, you could look at it that you have to make your own fortune ?


@Ghost

I LOL'd so hard i swallowed my chewing gum.... damn it! LOL
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