Mine would be (real name, first last):

Jikitatakuari Shimotomimotoki
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Mine would be:

tekarukite arichishikuchichimoto-meikachichiari

Imagine the signature for that!
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Looks like mine is Arichikunorikuto Mimokuchikuari.

Hmm.
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Ah, but you gaijins are forgetting that in glorious Nippon one writes family name first, given name last.

So that makes mine Rimokukizukamime Chikushizuku, if you write the 'ø' as 'oe'.
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Chikikajimo !!!! cool !!
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Meikikushi Rinkashichikuto?

I sound like a ****ed up Pokemon.
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