Mine would be (real name, first last):

Jikitatakuari Shimotomimotoki
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Mine would be:

tekarukite arichishikuchichimoto-meikachichiari

Imagine the signature for that!
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Looks like mine is Arichikunorikuto Mimokuchikuari.

Hmm.
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Ah, but you gaijins are forgetting that in glorious Nippon one writes family name first, given name last.

So that makes mine Rimokukizukamime Chikushizuku, if you write the 'ø' as 'oe'.
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Chikikajimo !!!! cool !!
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Meikikushi Rinkashichikuto?

I sound like a ****ed up Pokemon.
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You are right, that second part definitely does sound like some made Pokemon!
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LOL, cool, I'm Zukatodoarizi Zushizidoarimeka.
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May I ask, what is the point in this?
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Now that we have Ninja names we're much closer to becoming Ninja's
Dunno 'bout you, but the area that I live in is pretty scary so becoming a Ninja Master will only do good.
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