You really should have made this a public vote
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yes, she should be pushed from a plane, but only after we've joined the mile high club
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She's pretty hot, but maybe not all ZOMGWTFBBQ like the press make out. And that tattoo is trampy.

Still would, though.
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We all would if she offered, and was then gagged because I can't stand her voice but I'd still have to push her out of a plane. As for the skin job being trampy, thats not always a bad thing but she's only had it done because she's a sheep and wanted to be just like posh (who I would push out of an aeroplane at a great height onto a cactus field that is covering a pit a spikes followed by a piano because the piano would still sound better after the impact than she ever has.
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If we had to choose between the 2 then Posh would be under the wheels of the plane before take off, as I wouldn't even spend the fuel on getting her into the air to push out. As you say, Cheryl is just a sheep following the trend and caught up in the marketing machine. Still, she has a bloody annoying voice!
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Wouldn't cost much, she's dead skinny, more like a bag of bones.
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Apparently Cheryl Cole is the worlds sexiest woman.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8651399.stm


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It is worlds sexiest woman as voted for by FHM magazine so it ignores the fact that outside Britain no-one has ever heard of her or if they had they cannot understand her. Plus I'm fairly sure that there are no "readers" of FHM just picture oglers and there was probably a picture of Cheryl Cole (is it me or does it sound like she should be a scouser rather than a geordie) so the Neanderthals just entered her into the competition.
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ME!

I think we should throw her out of an aeroplane, but only after I've f**ked her
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You guys need to read up on Cheryl Kerl's Twitter page - comedy gold!!

http://twitter.com/cherylkerl

You might need subtitles though.....
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