I'm thinking of buying the Samsung Innov8
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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds’? I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the banks.
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Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.
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Who died and made you ****ing king of the zombies?
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If this is the crew who's supposed to be filming us, who's filming us now?
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Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
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Just the knowledge that every minute spent in my company becomes the new greatest minute of your life!
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If this is the greatest moment in my life, KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!
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Negrita was too much yesterday
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