Cool, I've got the pitchfork...
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Me too! From next year I will be wishing everyone a happy Yuletide and not a happy Christmas! So there! Now it's going to be bloody hard to find Yuletide cards though. Will have to make my own I think.
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What ever happened to the Magic Knight.
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It would strain credulity, at that!
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Was Monty a Mutant or a Mole?
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I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything's gone to pot!
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Smoking Pot or Pot Black?
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Oh fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything!
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I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
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Yo a$$hole! This motha' ****a's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse sh1t jumpin' off here!
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