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Thread: The beginning of Skynet?
Ghost 19:15 27th November 2008
I pretty much have reached a point that I no longer care for the human species, if super intelligent machines decide to take over I really don't have a problem with that anymore.
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TiredOfLife 17:11 13th December 2008
Computers taking over?
Don't make me laugh.
That went out the window when m$ was created.

Android Tech - ok, I have the latest software upgrade for killing the humans.
Android General - great, lets have it.
Android Tech - it's not that straightforward
Android General - what do you mean?
Android Tech - it does mean the entire army will have to upgrade to the latest terrawat CPU.
Android General - OK
Android Tech - which will need increased cooling
Android General - I see
Android Tech - which will mean more power needed.
Android General - so?
Android Tech - well that means new power units

Meanwhile humans are busy wiping out he droids as they are being upgraded.

Android General - well we have only got 1000 units left
Android Tech - that will still be enough if we stike fast and hard.
Android General - ok , immediate attack.
Android General - Fire.
Android Army - Are you sure yes/no?
Android General - yes, fire
Android Army - are you absolutley certain yes/no?
Android General - yes fire now.
Android Army - are you sure you wouldn't like to phone a friend yes/no?
Android General - yes bloody well fire now.
Android Army - firing now.

BSOD
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Demon Cleaner 15:26 15th December 2008
Originally Posted by TiredOfLife:
Computers taking over?
Don't make me laugh.
That went out the window when m$ was created.

Android Tech - ok, I have the latest software upgrade for killing the humans.
Android General - great, lets have it.
Android Tech - it's not that straightforward
Android General - what do you mean?
Android Tech - it does mean the entire army will have to upgrade to the latest terrawat CPU.
Android General - OK
Android Tech - which will need increased cooling
Android General - I see
Android Tech - which will mean more power needed.
Android General - so?
Android Tech - well that means new power units

Meanwhile humans are busy wiping out he droids as they are being upgraded.

Android General - well we have only got 1000 units left
Android Tech - that will still be enough if we stike fast and hard.
Android General - ok , immediate attack.
Android General - Fire.
Android Army - Are you sure yes/no?
Android General - yes, fire
Android Army - are you absolutley certain yes/no?
Android General - yes fire now.
Android Army - are you sure you wouldn't like to phone a friend yes/no?
Android General - yes bloody well fire now.
Android Army - firing now.

BSOD
Great stuff
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