Yeah, well I'm both. And so's your face.

*Snigger*
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So you don't own any cats then ?

I haven't even mentioned the Coal Tits, Blue Tits or Crested Tits.
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We live in a second floor flat, so no we don't have any pets. But when we have a house we'll definitely get a cat. I love cats.
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May you have many pussies roaming about the house and cats.

After hearing about a conversation on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!" about breast implants there may be a new definition of Blue Tits!
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Any cat comes round my garden, gets short shrift a well.
No problems with starlings either.

This is because we get tons of magpies.
They bully everything in site including cats which is a bit mad.
Normally get a pair together driving cats off.

Also the larger of our two rabbits doesn't like cats and tends to chase them.
The cheeky thing pretty much thinks the whole house and garden belongs to her.

I blame the missus.
The rabbit kicks shit out of the hutch and pen if not fed at the same time every day.
Including weekends.
My missus gets up, feeds the rabbits and then goes back to sleep.

No wonder the rabbit thinks she's in charge.
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LOL TiredofLife! Those bunnies are the boss! All your space are belong to us!

I used to have a pet rabbit and they are bold critters once they get an attitude. Lived for about 14 years I think, perhaps longer! A small block of wood for them to knaw on and carry around is a good idea or they start decimating a wooden hutch or pen fairly quickly.

Magpies are buggers - very bullish birds and like to raid and destroy other birds nests and young.

As for Starlings: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7755309.stm
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So all I need to get rid of the Starlings is to employ a young Italian with a megaphone!!! Cool! Make mine an attractive young woman with big..........hair!
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I've found an MP3 of starlings in distress that you can blast at them to drive them away. You can find it here. It's a 84.1MB file lasting about 45 mins. It sounds horrible but if it works then great.
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Just play some Christmas songs, I'm sure it'll have the same effect.
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Or anything released by an X Factor contestant!
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