If you could invent a process for retrofitting any house with a cellar you would become a millionnaire.

Someone I know sold some blank betamax vids on ebay last year, made £1000 by selling all 10!
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I've just thought of the perfect ebay scam. Advertise the "Easy to Install Cellar", "Fits any house as long as it is sitting on the ground!".

And when the buyer purchases this great auction I will post them a shovel!
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