Did you ever watch Bambi?? You know that scene when he's trying to learn how to walk. Thats Peter Crouch that is.
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What's NOT wrong with him?
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What is wrong with him?
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With that one word, Submeg will forever be known as 'Humbug'
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lol, I was waiting for that!
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Glad to be of service!!!
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said the vicar to the prostitute.... or was that the other way round.... i get them mixed up these days so easily....
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As the door said to the android, making said android more miserable than it already was.
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Yes, but you play in the oceania group so that you can beat tonga and samoa 10-nil without breaking a sweat

Nothing, he's an OK player. Not brilliant though, and in NO WAY WAHTEVER 16 million quids worth

England as a football team are massively overhyped - We're OK but not great. People seem too easily swept up in the tub-thumping to realise this. Consistently reaching quartes/semis was quite good (not as good as winning, obv, which I would absolutely love, double-obv).
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Oceania?
That's like beating Accrington Stanley and expecting to be in the Champions League final.

As for England not in the Euro Comp this year, it's not all down to the players.

No organisation can do well with poor managers.
That's been us for a long time.

We have had a succession of dodgy managers trying to play all manner of dodgy styles.
When this fails, we then resort to the big boot for the final ten mins and then get knocked out on pens.
(Usually by Germany)

How do you stop English lads playing footy?
Put an England shirt on their backs.

The all play well enough and in the correct way for their club teams.
They are playing against the worlds best in the Premier League and the European Comps and yet fall apart when they play for England.

Peter Crouch was kept on the bench by James Beattie at Southampton.
James Beattie hardly set the world alight in the Premier League.
Says plenty about crouch.

Nearly all his England goals have come against non entitys like Oceania in meaningless friendlies.

Has all the grace of a drunken giraffe on ice in a force ten gale.

When he actually manages to get himself in the same area as the ball from a cross, his height is wasted.
This is because he has all the power and accuracy with his head as a scud missile.

Plus he also looks like Timmy from Southpark.
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