While CALIGULA is definitely a well made film with well known actors, I definitely put it in the porn category as there is plenty of explicit, hardcore sex in it. Great film nonetheless.

As for FORCED ENTRY, it's also definitely a porn film as well. It's quite nasty and has some fairly graphic gore scenes, but it's the main character's level of sadism and language that pushes it WAY over the top. Harry Reems disturbingly vile in this one, so much so that it almost makes you wonder about him in real life. Worth a look for historical purposes if nothing else. It was just recently released on DVD in fully uncut form as it's been butchered over the years.
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I've seen Under Siege (1 and 2) a shit load of times.
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Remind me about this posting the next time JT recommends a film.
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They are definitely not the greatest films ever made, but equally when they are ever shown on TV I have a strange compulsion to watch them, as with most Segal films. You definitely know what you are getting with any film he stars in.
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If i bang my head against a brick wall i know i'm going to get a headache but i'm still not going to do it. It should be the same with Steven Segal films.
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Exactly! It's silly, pretty brainless but fun.
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I like Stephen Seagal films, it makes me laugh through the whole movie. Did you notice that in every movie he beats 30 people to death, another 20 get shot, and in the end, when you see him, he's still in perfect condition, no scratch, his suit is still clean and all, just the opposite as Bruce Willis in his Die Hard movies.

And again, I think I have posted them many times here, but for anyone who doesn't know them yet, the hilarious Will Sasso --> Stephen Seagal parodies:

- Kung Fu the Movie
- Crouching cops, hidden badges
- Letterbox 2000
- Stephen Seagal's America
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Those Will Sasso sketches are always funny. Wasn't there also an "I can fly" one too?

He also remains really calm without needing to ever exert himself. Not a single bead of sweet ever seen on his brow. Kind of like the Michael Schumacher of the martial arts world.

The real Question is: Segal vs Norris! Who would win?
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In the one "Crouching cops, hidden badges" he wants to "magically" fly, that is so funny, and he gets angry because it doesn't work.
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I knew i couldn't stand him for a reason

Lets think Segal is a fat bloated buddist and i haven't seen Chuck norris for a while but he's probably going round with a zimmer frame. So Whale vs Crinkly? Thats a difficult one. I'd go for Haley Joel Osment. He'd pass it on!!!!
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