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Thread: Are you reading this at work?
v85rawdeal 14:39 16th January 2008
Then maybe this could be bad news for you...

Microsoft is developing Big Brother-style software capable of remotely monitoring a worker’s productivity, physical wellbeing and competence.

The Times has seen a patent application filed by the company for a computer system that links workers to their computers via wireless sensors that measure their metabolism. The system would allow managers to monitor employees’ performance by measuring their heart rate, body temperature, movement, facial expression and blood pressure. Unions said they fear that employees could be dismissed on the basis of a computer’s assessment of their physiological state.

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Technology allowing constant monitoring of workers was previously limited to pilots, firefighters and Nasa astronauts. This is believed to be the first time a company has proposed developing such software for mainstream workplaces.

Microsoft submitted a patent application in the US for a “unique monitoring system” that could link workers to their computers. Wireless sensors could read “heart rate, galvanic skin response, EMG, brain signals, respiration rate, body temperature, movement facial movements, facial expressions and blood pressure”, the application states.

The system could also “automatically detect frustration or stress in the user” and “offer and provide assistance accordingly”. Physical changes to an employee would be matched to an individual psychological profile based on a worker’s weight, age and health. If the system picked up an increase in heart rate or facial expressions suggestive of stress or frustration, it would tell management that he needed help.

The Information Commissioner, civil liberties groups and privacy lawyers strongly criticised the potential of the system for “taking the idea of monitoring people at work to a new level”. Hugh Tomlinson, QC, an expert on data protection law at Matrix Chambers, said: “This system involves intrusion into every single aspect of the lives of the employees. It raises very serious privacy issues.”

Peter Skyte, a national officer for the union Unite, said: “This system takes the idea of monitoring people at work to a new level with a new level of invasiveness but in a very old-fashioned way because it monitors what is going in rather than the results.” The Information Commissioner’s Office said: “Imposing this level of intrusion on employees could only be justified in exceptional circumstances.”

The US Patent Office confirmed last night that the application was published last month, 18 months after being filed. Patent lawyers said that it could be granted within a year.

Microsoft last night refused to comment on the application, but said: “We have over 7,000 patents worldwide and we are proud of the quality of these patents and the innovations they represent. As a general practice, we do not typically comment on pending patent applications because claims made in the application may be modified through the approval process.”
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Buleste 14:43 16th January 2008
Next thing will be the reintroduction of manacles and the cat o' ninetails. Slavedriving Bastards.
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v85rawdeal 14:49 16th January 2008
And they'll be checking your urine just to make sure you are who you say you are.
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Buleste 14:55 16th January 2008
On a slightly different note. If you have to do a urine test and you are going to test positive for opiates make sure that you are seen eating something that contains a lot of poppy seeds as this turns up a false positive and that way you have am alibi.
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Harrison 15:07 16th January 2008
I will have to remember to carry a poppy seed covered roll with me at all times just in case!
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TiredOfLife 23:54 16th January 2008
Like m$ could ever get that working properly.

Why not first try getting together a decent OS?
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Harrison 00:30 17th January 2008
I can imagine the initial bugs. Either an elevated heart rate would crash the system, or would electrocute the person it is monitoring.
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Sharingan 07:08 17th January 2008
So, do we get to have an intravenous syringe inserted that will automatically administer caffeine when we're in danger of dozing off, or a calming medicine when stress reaches critical levels?

Great ideas, Microsoft
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Harrison 11:27 17th January 2008
Copyright 2100 - Microsoft Borg
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Buleste 11:42 17th January 2008
It's a M$ prouct so within a week of it being released someone will have hacked into it so that you can be shown as 110% productivity even when you're playing Solittaire.
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