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Thread: Random Rants
Buleste 14:03 22nd December 2007
Originally Posted by Submeg:
Lol, oh the jolly season! Na we didnt break up, just had a bit of a fight. Fun either way
Make up sex. That's the only time men and women can get along.
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TiredOfLife 11:53 24th December 2007
Originally Posted by Stephen Coates:
They do agree to the prices, but sometimes, the seller is just generous. I had someone refund me £5 on the postage once due to him not being sure of the exact cost. Nothing wrong with refunding and making your buyers happy if you want to.

My rant for today is why to my teachers at college keep getting ill? Pat was ill last week so we ended up getting friday afternoon off, Keith was off yesterday so we got to go early, and John is off today so we got the entire day off, except for the hour that it took to get to college and back (It's end of term now, and college closes at 12:30, so there is no friday afternoon).
Xmas shopping and boozing?

What's with all these weak snivelling gits wishing us "Happy Holdiays"?
Spineless twits (Misspelt that last word)

It's Happy Christmas or nothing you bar stewards.

What are we on holiday for?
XMAS, you politically correct toadying scum.

(Thanks Buleste)
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Buleste 12:05 24th December 2007
Originally Posted by TiredOfLife:
What's with all these weak snivelling gits wishing us "Happy Holdiays"?
Spineless twits (Misspelt that last word)

It's Happy Christmas or nothing you bar stewards.

What are we on holiday for?
XMAS, you toadying scum.
Politically correct toadying scum would be more appropriate but hear, hear.
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Buleste 14:11 31st December 2007
Is there anyone else sick of companies sticking "i" at the start of their products. Obviously it started whith the iMac which is fine and you can understand why Apple use it for their products but now you have the "iSnake" which is a surgical robot, the iPlayer from the BBC and shitloads more. I'm sure there'll be the iCondom or iVibrator, then the iHatealltechnologyandonlybuildinwood or the iThinkyouareastupidgit. It's just gone too far and shows that there is a lack of creativity when it comes to naming products.
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v85rawdeal 14:19 31st December 2007
iHate to say it, but iThink it will be around for a while. until the next fad comes along and companies all say "Why didn't we do that?"

It happened in the 70's, when ALL adult movies were rated as XXX, no matter how lame they were. Not that iWould know anything about adult moves. iDon't do that kind of stuff!!!
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Stephen Coates 14:44 31st December 2007
iFind the iProducts annoying.

OK for a few apple things, and maybe a few more, but then it just gets boring.

Didn't iMention this in another topic just recently?
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Buleste 14:52 31st December 2007
iCan't remember. Wonder if theres an iToilet? Theres certainly some spoofs on it. Goto iToilet.
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Stephen Coates 14:57 31st December 2007
lol

iKnow there is (was) an iWipe, which was a Macintosh SE or similar, which dispensed toilet roll through the floppy drive hole, and iThink there was a similar one which used an iMac.

There are toilets which flush automatically, and do other strange stuff, so it proably won't be long before someone does make one called an iToilet.
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Harrison 15:18 31st December 2007
That iToilet is great. The sad thing is that I could actually see the iFanatics buying one and defending it's design flaws is features!
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Buleste 15:50 31st December 2007
Whoever said i products should be practicle?
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