This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
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I have this feeling that next time Teho takes a plane journey we will be seeing him on the news, arrested at the nearest airport for inciting air rage!
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I must confess the the activities of the UK governments for the past couple of years have been watched with frank admiration and amazement by Lord Vetinari. Outright theft as a policy had never occured to him.


--Terry Pratchett
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On the subject of seatbelts, why is it that alot of coaches have them, which you have to wear, whereas public busses don't have them at all, when they are virutally the same thing?

Going back off topic, it is presentation evening at school tonight, and according to a letter which I got, I have won the proze for technology and will get my name on an honours board forever. (I doubt the letter was sent to the wrong person, as the letter was actually signed with a pen).

It's strange, the amount of letters I have had that have had a digitised or photocopied signature at the bottom of them.

BTW, I like the snowflakes on the front page of the forum.
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I'm now going to roll myself a cig and step outside where it is freezing cold. Good to have some coffee to keep myself warm.

And.. the snowflakes rulez!
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Why do people move to Midsomer?
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So they can be murdered!
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Haha, compost.
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Holy macaroni! There's actually over -8 degrees celsius outside!
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If Terry Pratchett was right in Good Omens when he said that any tapes left in a car for more than 2 weeks automatically turns into a copy of Queens Greatest Hits (I now have at least 20 copies due to this rule) what happens to CD's and MP3's?
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