There are a few cheap ones about at the moment.
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Turkeys going cheep?

Yes... it's an old joke... but so am I!
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Why do people on ebay always ask you questions just b4 the auction ends? My auctions are ending at 19:50 tonight on 7 day auctions and i've had 4 questions today after 6 days of bugger all activity.
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That is because a lot of people don't even look at a listing unless it's on the last day, or about to end. A bit mad, especially when their questions are postage related.
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Don't let the bed bugs bite... or crawl into your ears and lay eggs in your brains!
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Haha, I hate that, causes brain damage!!
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Money makes the world go 'round.

Too bad I never have any.
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I have often thought about Teho's point when I am flying. 'Were at 30,000 feet and travelling at 480mph with a tail wind of two knots..' Who cares - anything above 5000 feet is bloody high and the wind can do whatever the hell it pleases as long as it dosent pummpel the plane into the ground as far as im concerned.
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I prefer ground vehicles
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A perfect motto for New Year's Eve:

Today is the yesterday you feel embarrassed about tomorrow
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