Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me
Coz if you're a wild eyed loner standing at the gates of oblivion
Then hitch a ride with us, cuz we're on the last freedom moped out of nowhere city
And we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back
So pull on your dancing trousers and get down to the total and utter king of rock'n'roll...




JOHN CRAVEN!

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Bastards the name, but you can call me Right Bleeding
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He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
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Ok, v85. I am now going to insert the first nail. You may feel a bit of a prick.
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That's no way to talk about yourself, my friend!
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In that case Remove your hands!!!!!!
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*gets out saw and starts hacking away at hands*

OW

AARGH!!!

That bleedin' HURTS!!!!
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Just twelve posts to go. Who will be the 1000'th and final poster in this thread?
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