MOMMY!!!!
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Well you see, the answer really lies in the question. That is, rewrite the question and you have your answer
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So that would mean the answer to the question i asked her last night was "My cock you will suck". But if she's the one giving the answer then that sounds just soooooo wrong.
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No not really, it just means she's a man. next time, ask out a girl.

PROBLEM SORTED.
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Scaramouche, scaramouche. Will you do the fandango?
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Dølle Døck is king.
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SIck my dUck. I wish he gets well soon...
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Rumours that the budget for the next Batman film has been slashed have been flatly denied.

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To make sure Man Utd retain the Premiership this year the pitch at Old Trafford has a slight bank.

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I just got finished watching Raiders of the Lost Ark and Temple of Doom!
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