Just for the record, I am not a post wh0re!
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He's not been able to get a post for years.
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Oh, so you're a regular wh0re then?
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Only when I have eaten enough bran flakes!
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Ooh, get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. Oooh!
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But you know that most blind blokes still have one working eye!
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Hmm, I wouldn't want to have a staring contest then
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Eye of the beholder.
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Eye of The Beholder II
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