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Buleste 16:39 23rd February 2008
Todd Hunter?
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v85rawdeal 16:46 23rd February 2008
He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!
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Buleste 16:53 23rd February 2008
Peterson isn't is he?
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v85rawdeal 16:59 23rd February 2008
I wish I'd never let him out in the first place.
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Buleste 18:46 23rd February 2008
Wait are you trying to tell me everyones dead?
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v85rawdeal 18:51 23rd February 2008
Three million years in the future, Dave Lister, the last human being alive, discovers he is pregnant after a liaison with his female self in a parallel universe. His pregnancy concludes with the successful delivery of twin boys, Jim and Bexley. However, because the boys were conceived in another universe, with different physical laws, they suffer from highly accelerated growth rates and are both eighteen years old within three days of being born.

In order to save their lives, Lister returns them to the universe of their origin, where they are reunited with their father (a woman), and are able to lead comparatively normal lives. Well, as normal as you can be if you've been born in a parallel universe and your father's a woman and your mother's a man and you're eighteen years old three days after your birth.

Shortly afterward, Kryten, the service mechanoid, who had left the ship after being rescued from his own crashed vessel, the Nova 5, is found in pieces after his space bike crashed into an asteroid. Lister rebuilds the 'noid, but is unable to recapture his former personality.

Meanwhile, Holly, the increasingly erratic computer, performs a head sex change operation on himself. He bases his new face on Hilly, a female computer with whom he'd once fallen madly in love.
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Buleste 20:00 23rd February 2008
So they're not all dead then?
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v85rawdeal 21:41 23rd February 2008
I'm gonna get a sheep and a cow, and breed horses.
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Buleste 21:43 23rd February 2008
So just who is dead?
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v85rawdeal 21:55 23rd February 2008
Brace yourself for a bit of a shock, Lister, but I just saw you die.
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