Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
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Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror.
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Do you want to live forever. Hawkmen... DIIIIIIVVE!
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Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory...... and for our mutual pleasure...... I destroy it utterly.
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You scare me, you really do
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Thats the power of Flash. Gordon that is.
I've now got to see what other cultish (more nerdish actually) movies i can rip quotes from.

Bright light. Bright light.

The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Dwayne Dibbley?
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Well, it's rather brutal here. Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns.
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Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.

TiredOfLife: My arse, kill them all and let Illuvatar sort it out.
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I'd like this Time, and Newsweek, and a Lifesaver, and, umm, the second time bomb on the right.
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