I'll never be over Macho Grande

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit amphetemines.
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Please seed.
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Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
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There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
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It's an entirely different kind of flying.
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Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.
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Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
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