Isn't it strange that the word Alphabet begins with the FIRST letter of the alphabet!
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Diamond is no longer the toughest material on the Earth
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I've got two legs from my hips to the ground, and when I move them I walk around.
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Bruised fingers hurt like hell.
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You CAN eat the skin of kiwi fruit!
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They say 'e grows 'is own parsnips
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There's a violent storm raging outside. No joke. Have lost electricity twice today.
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We got bad weather here as well. Not had power suts though.
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Never had a power sut.

Never worn a power suit.

Don't do no more Dynasty, bud.
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Borag Thung Earthlets.
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