CD convert to ABBA
MP3 convert to Spice Girls
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My TMA01 computer has the dimensions of 1x4x9
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If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to fail the next time!
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Or buy the company you are in competition with!
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless you use Agent Orange.
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Why is everyone always ill over Christmas? Or the oldest relative has to die on Boxing day?
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Salmonella.
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Or in the case of everyone eating Turkey this year, Bird Flu!

At least then we can quote the famous line from My fair lady: "It was the influenza what done him in!"
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You know all those turkeys that were killed for haveing H5N1, They were disposed of less than 1 mile away from me.
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Scary! I take it you won't be having Turkey for Christmas?
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