Just remember the following:
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts
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Reminds me of the punchline of a joke:
Originally Posted by :
"Why didn't you stop?"
Sorry, officer, my wife ran off with a policeman.....
I thought you were bringing her back.
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The most important thing to remember is that you should always feel in control of the car. Don't let the car drive you. Passing your test is really just showing that you have complete control of the car, and that you understand the rules of the road and have good observation of other drivers on the road. Observation is the biggest factor in passing your test.
I hope your lessons go well and good luck once you get to taking your driving test.
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Good luck with the driving lessons, Steve! Hope you are doing fine and that you are enjoying it. I can't give you any pointers though, as I'm taking lessons myself. I'm really looking forward to the day that I can drive though. That's especially because of work.
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