Dick?
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trouser snake?
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Shlong?
Pecker?
Root?
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Wiener.
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Pork sword. Which actually could be appropriate if Teho tries to cut something else off with a saw as then it'd be a slice of pork sausage.
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Poor Teho, I don't think he will ever be allowed to forget his misfortune. I think we should send him a link to the pot noodle advert as a warning to him to be extra careful in future!
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Have I ever mentioned how greatly I appreciate your concern for my well-being? It's touching, really.
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We only take the piss because we care........ And we're glad it wasn't one of us.
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I know, I was just being sarcastic.
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So was I....I am really glad that it didn't happen to me though. I must be more attatched to my thumb than you... Sorry bad pun.
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