1. It's perfectly OK to barge into people's homes and raid any treasure chests within - some of which contain gil/zenny/gold. Inhabitants never raise a voice of complaint.

2. The female protagonist always has huge breasts.

3. So does the female antagonist.

4. Clothes never get stained, torn, or worn, even after battling thousands of ogres and behemoths.

5. One can carry hundreds of potions, swords, armours, antidotes, gysahl greens and whatnot with them in a tiny backpack.

6. Things like ducky toys and rubber balls can apparently be used as deadly weapons against the world's scariest monsters.

7. The girl - sometimes more than one - always falls in love with you, even if you're a rude, arrogant prick.

8. Eating plants instantly heals wounds and stops bleeding.
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When talking to a member of the public, expect a delay between their words and facial expressions.
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A nights sleep will take you back to full health.
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Wearing the skimpiest of outfits does not raise any indications of disproval!

Its perfectly okay to expect to be the centre of attention. After all, nothing happens without your involvment.
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And don't forget, the skimpier the outfit, the better it protects you in battle!
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Leave it to a party of 17-18 year olds to defeat the mega-lo-maniac Demon Lord From Hell, where entire armies of elite crack soldiers fail. Apparently, swords, knives and whips can cause more damage than rockets, shells and bullets.

The vampire that you find sleeping inside a dark, haunted evil mansion always turns out to be a good guy, willing to join your party and your quest for justice and freedom.

It never occurs to anyone that locked doors can be blown open by the party's gun-toting member.

No one ever freezes to death when a frozen wasteland is explored, not even the heroine who wears nothing but a bra and skimpy miniskirt.
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